This morning I revisited a tradition from my youth; studying the box of cereal while eating said cereal. As a kid, I remember this being fun. As an adult, I am grossed out with the marketing.
A TV & an xBox? So far so good. I’m interested, so I turn the box over:
Now it’s suddenly “some of” the hottest toys. I’m growing suspect of their offer. It gets worse:
Actual prizes may vary?!? ”We showed you a picture of an xBox, but you actually won…a vacuum cleaner.”
Odds of winning: zero.
It was all a lie. Thanks, Kellogs. I’m done with my cereal now.
